Time to ease up and laugh for a minute.............

The last couple of days have been a frenzy of reading and discussing topics that started on mrigmaiden and PeaceonthatBlogs. So much so I didn’t write anything on my own blog yesterday. Anyone reading this that have never visited the two blogs linked above should do so. In the meantime I’m posting a little funny piece I read on grouchy old cripple. He is a blogger out of Atlanta and is quite different.



America makes plans to save France…. One more time.

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little piss-ants. "If the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to volunteer to help the ungrateful French out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better.
-grouchyoldcripple



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